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My #1 result for the SelectSmart.com selector, rurouni kenshin selector: need i say more?, is Himura Kenshin
pretty damn good first choice. I wish I was like him, so badly.
My #2 result for the Rurouni Kenshin quiz is Kamatari
My #3 result for the Rurouni Kenshin quiz is Sagara Souzo
My #4 result for the Rurouni Kenshin quiz is Saito Hajime
My #5 result for the Rurouni Kenshin quiz is Shinomori Aoshi
THE POOPIE LIST
GHOST POOPIE:
The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is no poopie in the toilet.
CLEAN POOPIE:
The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but there is nothing on the toilet paper.
WET POOPIE:
The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still feels unwiped, so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and your underwear so you won't ruin them with stains.
SECOND WAVE POOPIE:
This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
POP-A VEIN-IN-YOUR-FOREHEAD POOPIE:
The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you practically have a stroke.
LINCOLN LOG POOPIE:
The kind of poopie that is so huge you're afraid to flush without first breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
GASSY POOPIE:
It's so noisy, that everyone within earshot is giggling.
DRINKER'S POOPIE:
The kind of poopie you have the morning after a long night of drinking. It's most noticeable trait is the skid marks on the bottom of the toilet.
CORN POOPIE:
Self explanatory.
GEE-I-WISH-I-COULD-POOPIE POOPIE:
The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on the toilet and fart a few times.
SPINAL TAP POOPIE:
That's where it hurts so badly coming out, you'd swear it was leaving you sideways.
WET CHEEKS POOPIE (The Power Dump):
The kind that comes out so fast, your butt cheeks get splashed with water.
THE DANGLING POOPIE:
This poopie refuses to drop in the toilet even though you are done poopie-ing it. You just hope that a shake or two will cut it loose.
THE SURPRISE POOPIE:
You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you are about to fart, but *oops* --- a poopie!
WEIRD LAWS
No one may catch fish with his bare hands.
Location: United States, Kansas
It is illegal to stand around any building without a good reason to be there.
Location: United States, Minnesota
Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
Location: United States, Arkansas
Barbers are forbidden from eating onions between 7 A.M. and 7 P.M.
Location: United States, Nebraska, Waterloo
Items left on a tree lawn become city property. A young man was fined for removing an item from a tree lawn even though he had the owner's permission.
Location: United States, Ohio, Fairview Park
A man is not allowed to run around with a shaved chest.
Location: United States, Nebraska, Omaha
There is a law that makes it legal for a farmer to sleep with his pigs, cows, horses, goats, and chickens.
Location: United States, Michigan, Clawson
No one may eat ice cream on the sidewalk.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Lexington
No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car.
Location: United States, Massachusetts
Nobody is allowed to ride a bicycle in a swimming pool.
Location: United States, California, Baldwin Park
Any person found breaking a boiled egg at the sharp end will be sentenced to 24 hours in the village stocks (enacted by Edward VI).
Location: United Kingdom
Women who sit on men's laps on buses or trains without placing a pillow between them face an automatic six-month jail term.
Location: United States, Washington, Seattle
Women may not expose their breasts while performing "topless dancing".
Location: United States, Florida, Tampa
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.
Location: United States, Alabama
Restaurants may not charge for water unless it is accompanied by another item such as ice or a lemon slice.
Location: Denmark
The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park.
Location: United States, Colorado, Denver
You're not allowed to park your elephant on Main Street.
Location: United States, Minnesota, Virginia
It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco
Rocks may not be thrown at birds.
Location: United States, Georgia, Dublin
Children are not to go trick-or-treating on Halloween.
Location: United States, Virginia
You cannot walk backwards eating peanuts in front of the Barnstormers Auditorium during a performance.
Location: United States, Pennsylvania, Ridley Park
One may not allow his or her dog to chase a squirrel in the summer.
Location: United States, California, Portola
No one may wear a bee in their hat.
Location: United States, Kansas, Lawrence
Climbing trees is prohibited in all city parks.
Location: United States, New Jersey, Mount Laurel
It is illegal to curse on a mini-golf course.
Location: United States, California, Long Beach
Illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.
Location: United States, Tennessee, Memphis
Slippers are not to be worn after 10:00 P.M.
Location: United States, New York
No one may walk down the street carrying a paper bag containing a violin.
Location: United States, Utah, Salt Lake County
One may not sniff glue.
Location: United States
I DREW THESE!! :D
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Ranma! ^_^
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